the-ameriderp:
WHEREDIDYOUGETTHATPILLOW
They are officially licensed pillows you can get out of Japan but they are pretty rare and REALLY expensive. Like, 100 bucks expensive.

Let me show you my other husbando while I’m at it.
…Goddamnit, I’ve already spent my treat money this week on those DJs. I need cosplay stuff. I will not buy America pillows. I will not buy. I will not - oh fuckit, as soon as I they’re back in stock on my usual buy-site I’m getting one.
Gay does not mean interested in you.
sepulchirum-flare:
zillyzagittarius:
thelucky7th:
bokunosaladbar:
suicidallyreckless:
ronstormer:
Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you”.
Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.
Get over yourself.
Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.”
Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’.
Asexual doesn’t mean “just never had sex with you.”
Thank you.
reblogging because i want to show this to my friends if they ever say something like this in response to me telling them i’m gay
b/c helloooo
that’s just dumb
ask-2p-england:





you’re so creepy!! go away!!!
Beek, stop tormenting your own characters damnit.
Magical Healing USUK (DX YUCKY) MOBXUK TENTACLESXUK
tentaclehetalia:
This has 2 Stories i should have only posted the second…….

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Hello yes take my soul now I no longer need it
Thank you so much
Oh dear, I’m kinda pissed.
wilsontoyourhouse:
And when I mean kinda, I mean a fuckin’ lot of pissed.

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I’m not saying you deserve all of the awards for this. But you deserve all the awards for this.


I actually got this result for a lot of people on Omegle. Don’t worry, Alfred. I still love you.